“Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill.”

“All must read their so-called 'holy' book - word by word - to determine, by self, its unholy bit.”

“I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!”

“That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.”

“If I were married, I would be unmarried.”

“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”

“I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.”

“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”

“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”

“You're alright, I guess; for, you're just being you, like any other cuckoo.”

“I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.”