“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.”

“I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.”

“Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.”

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“I watch an awful lot of old Hollywood movies - I'll devour anything with Bette Davis or Joan Crawford. My absolute favourite is 'Sunset Boulevard' starring Gloria Swanson.”

“My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book 'Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers' - this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawford's wire hangers look like pool noodles.”

“We have reached a censorship barrier in Infidelity, to our infinite disappointment. It won’t be Joan’s [Joan Crawford's] next picture and we are setting it aside awhile till we can think of a way of halfwitting halfwit Hayes and his legion of decency. Pictures needed cleaning up in 1932-33...but because they were suggestive and salacious. Of course the moralists now want to apply that to all strong themes—so the crop of the last two years is feeble and false, unless it deals with children.”