“Macho does not prove mucho.”

“Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.”

“Zsa Zsa Gabor when asked which of the Gabor women was the oldest said "She'll never admit it but I believe it is Mama." When men grow virtuous in their old age they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.”

“When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“Macho does not prove mucho.”

“Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

“If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.”

“All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.”

“Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.”