“Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.”

“I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.”

“Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.”

“Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.”

“If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?”