“Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.”

“At least when one speaks of oneself one is passionate, well-informed and specific.”

“I’ve supped on potatoes and groats and am waiting to be sick. How about you?I supped like the Lord in Heaven.’and what does the Lord in Heaven have for supper?’Nothing.”

“The Kammerlicht: Explanations of the Impressions Left Upon Various and Sundry Natures by Dreams as Interpreted According to Tribe, and of the Numbers to be Staked in Lotteries in Conformity with the Meanings of Said Dreams .. says … there are eight ‘tribes’ of dreams and of the eight only the fifth is genuine. Tribe 8 are dreams emanating directly from evil spirits. Tribe 7 are dreams granted to the virtuous as direct revelations. Tribe 6 are dreams from roots planted in disease (fever and such). Tribe 5 are dreams that come to those who have taken no food before retiring and are of a healthy & tranquil disposition.”

“Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves.”

“I know that no reader ever asks a question. A writer must force his favors upon his readers.”

“No one has the right to enter literature without fresh new ideas. We’ve got too many dexterous drudges as it is.”

“The face of the dead man was concealed, of course, our customs not being those of the south, where corpses are carried to the grave in open coffins, that they might – one last time before slipping into the pit – be warmed by the light of the sun.”