“Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader’s senses”

“If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.”

“What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?”

“He had long been curious at leaders intermittent calls for a return to past values and had tested the notion by trying to build a house from the sky downwards”

“I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it”

“a story is ready when it falls from your face”

“Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse”

“Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination”

“Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running”

“From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails”

“We have truth in order not to die of art.”