“Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.”

“It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.”

“It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.”

“I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.”

“Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.”

“Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.”

“Boredom is your mind and body’s way of telling you you’re not living up to your potential.”