“My specialty is detached malevolence.”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." by Alice Roosevelt Longworth”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”

“He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”

“Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.”

“You can't make a souffle rise twice.”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.”

“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”

“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.”

“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.”