“My swimming cap was really sprouting leaks these days. The thing is, you could patch over the holes, but it would never be the same. Like my love life.”
Helen Salter“My swimming cap was really sprouting leaks these days. The thing is, you could patch over the holes, but it would never be the same. Like my love life.”
Helen Salter, Does Snogging Count as Exercise?“Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.”
Helen Salter, Does Snogging Count as Exercise?