“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
Joey Adams“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”
Joey Adams“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”
Joey Adams“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
Joey Adams“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”
Joey Adams“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Joey Adams“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.”
Joey Adams“I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.”
Joey Adams“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
Joey Adams