“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.”

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.”

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.”

“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.”