“Never plan an act of violence. Just let it happen natural.”

“No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done.”

“I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?”

“I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.”

“Never plan an act of violence. Just let it happen natural.”