“Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.”

“When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.”

“Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.”

“Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.”

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”

“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day”