“There's major depression, and then there's clinical depression. Major depression is what makes you jump off a bridge. I have clinical depression. I jump out of first story windows. It's the psychological equivalent of lying on a bed of rubber nails.”
Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom“What's the difference between depression and South America?If you really had to, you could conquer South America.”
Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom“Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.”
Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom