“Now she had to pretend not to love the man she was pretending to love while pretending she wasn't sleeping with him.”

“One of my favorite quotes is:"... If I strike you it ain't going to be in your fancy.”

“Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage, and she'll feel the same way.”

“Now she had to pretend not to love the man she was pretending to love while pretending she wasn't sleeping with him.”

“When family really needed you, nothing else mattered.”