“Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.”

“Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.”

“Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.”

“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING”

“We're in the business of melancholiaand we are married to our work.”

“I want to sleep in the ovenbecause I just burn in the bed.”

“Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.”

“Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out.”