“Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.”

“My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We'll be driving along in the car and she'll suddenly say, 'Ants don't like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don't like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.' -Mike Myers”

“Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.”