On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Bruce Willis
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It occurred to Susan that men were always waiting for something cataclysmic--love or war or a giant asteroid. Every man wanted to be a hot-headed Bruce Willis character, fighting against the evil foreign enemy while despising the domestic bureaucracy. Men just wanted to focus on one big thing, leaving the thousands of smaller messes for the women around them to clean up.

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If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would fight for your life, whatever your beliefs.

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I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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