“One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit.”
Woody Allen“One must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit.”
Woody Allen“...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...”
Adam Levin, The Instructions“... I somehow got the idea that oak floors were located exclusively in New York City. This came chiefly from watching Woody Allen movies. I wanted to live someplace that looked like Mia Farrow's apartment in 'Hannah and Her Sisters' (little did I know that it was Mia Farrow's apartment). To me, this kind of space did not connote wealth. These were places where paint was peeling and the rugs were frayed, places where smart people sat around drinking gin and tonics, having interesting conversations, and living, according to my logic, in an authentic way.”
Meghan Daum“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”
Woody Allen“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
Woody Allen“Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.”
Woody Allen“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
Woody Allen“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
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