“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”

“Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.”

“Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'”

“One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.”

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”

“Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.”