“People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.”

“All must read their so-called 'holy' book - word by word - to determine, by self, its unholy bit.”

“I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!”

“That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.”

“If I were married, I would be unmarried.”

“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”

“I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.”

“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”

“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”

“You're alright, I guess; for, you're just being you, like any other cuckoo.”

“I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.”