“Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.”

“With each passing day, I become more and more convinced that the greatest threat to American freedom is the United States government.”

“The greatest gift you can ever give is yourself.”

“Why am I a socialist? Simple: Because I believe in freedom.”

“Patriotism is racism for the modern era.”

“When you get right down to it, militaries are essentially legalized mafias.”

“I absolutely hate the way the United States glorifies its military and its wars. Real heroes fight for peace.”

“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!”

“Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.”

“My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.”

“Always remember, if you have been diagnosed with PTSD, it is not a sign of weakness; rather, it is proof of your strength, because you have survived!”