“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”

“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”

“Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack.”

“Worrying about things you can't control is a waste both on the baseball field and in life.”

“Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way.”