“Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment.”

“You gotta keep the funny intact.”

“If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.”

“Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment.”

“Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.”

“Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.”

“Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.”

“The only problem is time.”

“Our public portrayal of fathers has shifted during my life. TV fathers have 'evolved' from real people like Sheriff Andy Taylor, Beaver's dad Ward Cleaver and Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable, to cartoon dads like Homer Simpson and Seth MacFarlane's caricatures in 'American Dad!' and 'Family Guy.'”