“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”

“The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.”

“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.”

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”

“You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.”

“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”

“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

“Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.”

“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”