“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”

“Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.”

“Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.”

“Writing is the best anti-depressant.”