“Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.”

“Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.”

“Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.”

“While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.”

“The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.”

“Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.”

“Smile, it's free therapy.”

“The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.”

“Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.”

“Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.”

“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”

“Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.”