“So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life.”

“It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.”

“I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show.”

“I used to be more paranoid and stressed, constantly worrying about my Plan B. But the truth is I don't have one.”

“When asked if I consider myself Buddhist, the answer is, Not really. But it's more my religion than any other because I was brought up with it in an intellectual and spiritual environment. I don't practice or preach it, however.”

“I spent the first fourteen years of my life convinced that my looks were hideous. Adolescence is painful for everyone, I know, but mine was plain weird.”

“So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life.”