“Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite and those who have more appetite than dinners.”

“A woman is like your shadow follow her she flies fly from her she follows.”

“Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite and those who have more appetite than dinners.”

“The public! the public! How many fools does it take to make up a public?”

“Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.”

“Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.”

“If a woman were about to proceed to her execution she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.”

“Society is composed of two great classes-- those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.”