“Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.”

“When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.”

“LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food sometimes metaphorically spoken of the favorite objects of all our appetites.”

“All nature wears one universal grin.”

“Happy the man and happy he alone He can call today his own. He who secure within can say "Tomorrow do thy worst for I have lived today."”

“This story will never go down.”

“Happy the man and happy he alone He who can call today his own He who secure within can say "Tomorrow do thy worst For I have lived today."”

“Money is the fruit of evil as often as the root of it.”

“His designs were strictly honourable as the phrase is: that is to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.”

“Thwackum was for doing justice and leaving mercy to heaven.”

“The only incorruptible thing about us.”