“Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing after all.”

“Father calls me William sister calls me Will Mother calls me Willie but the fellows call me Bill!”

“All human joys are swift of wing For heaven doth so allot it That when you get an easy thing You find you haven't got it.”

“Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing after all.”

“But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.”

“Be the solution!”

“A problem's worst nightmare is a solution. Be the solution!”