“Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall in. Then I shout, “I've got you!”

“Better to be able to love than to be loveable.”

“I want to be some body’s dumplin’. I’m not chicken.”

“There are no wrong answers only different perspectives. With that being said, some perspectives are certainly better than others.”

“If you ignore the red flags, embrace the heartache to come.”

“Finding love should not cause you to lose your mind.”

“I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.”

“Love may be a ring that has no end, but the logic is far from circular.”

“I found the missing piece. It is you.”

“I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.”

“To better understand our love, I revisited chemical kinetics.”