“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
Amy Sedaris
“I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.”
Amy Sedaris“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.”
Amy Sedaris“You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.”
Amy Sedaris“I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.”
Amy Sedaris“I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.”
Amy Sedaris“People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.”
Amy Sedaris“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.”
Amy Sedaris“I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.”
Amy Sedaris“I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.”
Amy Sedaris“There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.”
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