“Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.”

“Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.”

“Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.”

“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.”

“If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.”

“Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.”

“Don't write to sell, write to tell.”

“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.”

“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her.”

“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.”

“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.”

“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.”