“Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder.""I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle.""I'm not talking about the deer," I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall.""Or a catapult," Milo said seriously.”
Obert Skye“Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder.""I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle.""I'm not talking about the deer," I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall.""Or a catapult," Milo said seriously.”
Obert Skye, Pillage“I'm man enough to know when to scream.”
Obert Skye, Pillage“He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo“There are times in a person's life when he or she must make a choice to believe. I choose to believe the sun will rise tomorrow. I also choose to believe that if you go to bed hungry you will wake up ready to eat. I've met a group of men in a faraway country who choose to believe that if you stand on a tree stump for an hour you will gain sympathy for trees. I am already quite sympathetic to trees, so I choose to think they are bonkers.”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Wrath of Ezra“There are some things your mind has been hiding from you.”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo“What was that you gave me to eat?" Winter panicked.A Filler Crisp," Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo“You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued.”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo“there is no moment more precious than the exact moment you are living now”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo“impossible is not a word”
Obert Skye, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo