“That is the consolation of a little mind you have the fun of changing it without impeding the progress of mankind.”

“I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.”

“Cast your cares on God that anchor holds.”

“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”

“That is the consolation of a little mind you have the fun of changing it without impeding the progress of mankind.”

“Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.”

“Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.”