“The circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

“That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.”

“The circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

“While you numb, nuts are chasing pokemons, I'll be chasing the money.”

“Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.”

“What with your phone and the Xbox and the taxi TV and that music player you wear on your arm and the headphones that look like donuts on your ears, doesn’t it make life so much smaller? If absolutely everything important is only happening on such a small screen, isn’t that a shame? Especially when the world is so overwhelmingly large and surprising? Are you missing too much? You can’t imagine it now, but you’ll look like me one day, even though you’ll feel just the same as you do now. You’ll catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and think how quickly it’s all gone, and I wonder if all the time you used watching those families whose lives are filmed for the television, and making those cartoons of yourselves with panting dog tongues, and chasing after that terrible Pokémon fellow…well, will it feel like time well spent?”