“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing.”

“When everything is at its worst, your mind just throws it all into the wastebasket and goes to Florida for a little while. There is a sudden electric what-the-hell glow as you stand there looking back over your shoulder at the bridge you just burnt down.”

“Things hurt more when you were alone, that was all.”

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing.”

“If there is an after, I hope it's not dark. And I hope you can remember. I'd hate to wander around in the dark forever, not knowing who I was or what I was doin' here, or not even knowing that I'd ever had anything different.”

“Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-ha”

“He watched his feet, the only things that were keeping him from finding out if there really was a Kingdom of Heaven or not.”

“He wondered how far his legs would carry him on their own - how long before his brain took over them and began punishing them, making them work past any sane limit, to keep a bullet from crashing into its own bony cradle.”