“The German language is so sonorous, isn't it? Beautiful language...the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry.”
John Oliver“In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face. And that's really not a good instinct with a 'Daily Show' field piece, where it's supposed to be an interview.”
John Oliver“Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.”
John Oliver“It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.”
John Oliver“If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.”
John Oliver“People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.”
John Oliver“There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.”
John Oliver“I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.”
John Oliver“Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.”
John Oliver“Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.”
John Oliver“The German language is so sonorous, isn't it? Beautiful language...the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry.”
John Oliver