“The greatest trick Christianity ever pulled was convincing the world that Satan exists.”

“People should read more.”

“Corporate greed controls political will.”

“Our shortcomings drive us, motivate us – to work harder or realize another purpose/talent.”

“No one in this room is identical. We all have something unique to offer. It is the responsibility of each of us to realize what that is – to fulfill our destiny. Imagine the awesomeness – the potential we would have if we worked together for a change.”

“If a responsible, mentally sound American wants to own and AR-15, that’s their right. Besides, when the zombies come…okay, you don’t like the zombie thing. When the Chinese invade our country, who do you want to depend on? The over-extended police force and the National Guard? Or the next door neighbor who’s a former Marine and has enough guns and ammunition for your entire block?”

“What if we were to subject public servants like politicians to a battery of psychological tests like the MMPI? Maybe we could determine which of them were more likely to become corrupt and save them the trouble of lengthy, expensive campaigns where they are ultimately harassed by greedy corporations.”

“If you want a job making toys, move to China.”

“GUNS ARE NOT THE ISSUE. WE ARE.”

“What do you believe reveals more about a man’s character, his arrogance or his attempt to disguise it?”

“The more I learn, the more I yearn.”