“The longer I observe the way people really act, the happier I am that I never pay attention to them.”

“The longer I observe the way people really act, the happier I am that I never pay attention to them.”

“Jesus, what a nuisance it was, being desperate to stay alive.”

“The longer I observe the way people really act, the happier I am that I never pay attention to them.”

“The two women looked at me as if I were the Messiah returning with their personal salvations sealed in separate envelopes.”

“Just because your electronics are better than ours, you aren't necessarily superior in any way. Look, imagine that you humans are a man in LA with a brand-new Trujillo and we are a nuhp in New York with a beat-up old Ford. The two fellows start driving toward St. Louis. Now, the guy in the Trujillo is doing 120 on the interstates, and the guy in the Ford is putting along at 55; but the human in the Trujillo stops in Vegas and puts all of his gas money down the hole of a blackjack table, and the determined little nuhp cruises along for days until at last he reaches his goal. It's all a matter of superior intellect and the will to succeed. Your people talk a lot about going to the stars, but you just keep putting your money into other projects, like war and popular music and international athletic events and resurrecting the fashions of previous decades. If you wanted to go into space, you would have.”