“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“You can win, it'll just cost you some money.”

“There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.”

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”