“The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!”

“Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.”

“I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.”

“The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!”

“You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.”

“I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.”

“Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.”

“Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.”

“I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.”

“You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.”

“People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.”