“The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.”

“The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.”

“The most important thing about reading is not the level of sophistication of the books on your self. There is no prerequisite reading regimen for being a bookworm.”

“If you tell an eight-year-old she has a talent for something, she'll never give it a rest.”