“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem”

“Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?”

“Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?”

“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem”

“The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem”

“[Will Turner] "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement."[Captain Jack Sparrow] "...that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?”

“When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.”