“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

“Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.”

“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!”

“One play down and 497 to Go!”

“Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.”

“Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.”