“The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.”

“Just because 2 billion people believe it, doesn't mean it's true.”

“If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the time you're 150 you'll be able to live 'til you're 300. See you at your 1000th birthday party!”

“You want a partnership? I've heard a lot about partnerships. Sure. I'll partner with you. You do all the work and I'll take 80%.”

“Chatting with someone who has no life experience is like consulting a dentist. You know the answers will be painful but you have to ask.”

“The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.”

“No one in the world is really over 28. I wish I had known that when I thought I was 40.”

“Run! Life's too short to walk. Unless you don't know where you're running to, then move very slowly.”