“There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”

“No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently and all over the place.”

“As if we'd fall for an obvious trap like that," said Happy. "We're not going to fall for an obvious trap like that, are we? Oh shit, we are. I want to go home.”

“Ghosts are the only ones who never have to feel scared. Because the worst thing in the world has already happened to them.”

“Faith should mean something. Gods . . . should stand for something, not chop and change with every breeze that blows. Gods should be worshipped for the truths they represent, not what party favours they might dispense.”-Razor Eddie the Punk God of the Straight Razor”

“Love conquers all," murmured Kim. "I heard it in a song, so it must be true.”

“The doors of Hell are never bolted or barred, to those who belong there.”

“You have to believe in your dreams because sometimes they believe in you.”

“I take it you know my companion?"Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let her kill anyone important. Or set fire to anything."Your reputation precedes you," Random said dryly to Ruby.”

“To fight with demons, your intent must be pure. And even then, there's no guarantee you'll win.”

“Love is for the living, for people who have a stake in the future.”