“There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money and that is to enjoy earning it.”

“Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.”

“A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.”

“Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.”

“Farmers worry only during the growing season but town people worry all the time.”

“No one can help you in holding a good job except Old Man You.”

“If you knew how cowardly your enemy is you would slap him. Bravery is knowledge of the cowardice in the enemy.”

“The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed and can't get there is the meanest feeling in the world.”

“No one can help you in holding a good job except Old Man You.”

“People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.”

“Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable and often impossible.”