“There’s never enough time for all the naps you want.”

“There’s never enough time for all the naps you want.”

“If you hear a different drummer, don’t march—dance!”

“Don’t know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper.”

“Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.”

“I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs.”

“Documenting little details of your everyday life becomes a celebration of who you are.”

“A tattoo is permanent”